Fucking trolls and haters online saying inhumane and hurtful things about fedoras: well guess what, they roll harder than you dipshits. You don’t fucking know anything about this hat, idiots. Quite frankly…. quite frankly, I think you’re jealous-ass haters, ‘cause you couldn’t even pull off this wear, this look. If you couldn’t even… You couldn’t even wear a fedora if your lives depended on it because you know what? It’s class, and class is for men and swag is for boys. But you wouldn’t know shit about that, fucking haters. This hat is for what cool people wear, and you can’t figure it out. You sit there online on your fucking websites and say bullshit about it, but guess what? It’s just a hat and you’re not even cool enough to wear it. So next time think before you do trolling. [Prolonged heavy breathing] I’d emplore you to do a little thinking if that’s even possible for you. Think before you do some fucking hating on fedoras. They’re just a hat, and youre just a stupid swag idiot. You think swag is so cool, well guess what, it’s for boys, and class is for men. This [motions at self] is class. That’s all I got to say to all you stupid ass haters and bullshit bully trolls. You don’t know shit, you don’t know fashion, you don’t know anything about this world if you keep saying bullshit jokes. I know you’re trying to be stupid and ass funny but it’s not fucking funny. Get the fuck offline if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit, keep spouting it out of your stupid ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical. Listen, log off idiots, you don’t know shit you stupid swag, you don’t know shit and I dare you to say one more fucking joke and I’ll slit your fucking throat-neck. Anyway, that’s it haters, see you later fucking idiots.